I think these bitches tryna set me up
Maybe I'm just paranoid
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
not with that attitude
Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get the fuck out because im trying to sleep ok thanks
Me when a bitch got me fucked up